Touring Ukraine this Summer... And Project Excalibur
- Phantom With A Lantern

- May 7
- 3 min read
No job, no dog, no purpose, I think I'll become a Tourist to Ukraine now since I'm still paid disability by the government. All I need is another paycheck to get me over there and a passport started smoking a new blend of herbs besides cannabis, gotta quit to even stand a hope of making it into the Ukrainian Military. I think I'll take to smoking Sage from now on, so I can smoke my sage sticks, sticks being which is british slang for cigarette. I also grabbed some myrrh incense. I have a comprehensive plan to command the field of battle in a big way but I'd probably have to start out as a tank driver first and that's okay. I'm tired of sitting back on the sidelines of this conflict. A conflict between Democracy and Autonomy over Authoritarian Dictatorships. I'm probably going to try to crowdfund a single Panther kf51 tank. A tank made to be operated by a single person.
ERA Modular Armor upgrade, The KF51 Panther can be outfitted with NERA armor upgrade at the same time This Beauty can also be customized to fit and operated by a single person and can be equipped with a single k-cup keurigs coffee making machine. So I could drink coffee while immobile and smoke some herbal sticks while waiting. Been trying to get into just smoking Sage, then I could have Myrrh incense sticks in the tank too. 8 of these bad boys would dominate the battlefield, especially with armor-addons, they'd be able to survive direct hits from other tanks, has excellent anti-mine and anti-drone protection or can be easily outfitted with that goal in mind.
I want a tank I can command by myself and while just the other day the search seemed fruitless the Rheinmetalle company has been in discussion with Ukraine for supplying KF51 Panther tanks to the Ukrainian front lines, I'd probably have to start out as a tank driver for a leopard 2 but that's alright its not a bad tank. And I'd get to learn how to drive a tank! the targeting system for the Panther KF51 is mostly automated with an auto-loader it could feasibly truly be a one man operation.
I've dubbed said potential Tank as Excalibur, and I think I'll have my callsign be Authari, there's nothing like wielding your weapon to go off into battle to face death once more, but death to me these days seems like such a welcoming friend, why not then go to its doorstep on the frontlines in Ukraine.


Mine Roller From a different war but same concept

Anti Drone Cage which is a little redundant with the Strikeshield and Trophy APS I think I'd want Trophy on mine to be honest and just call it The Shield if I had to choose between the two but a drone cage for last ditch protection like this wouldn't hurt either honestly with the trophy addition and extra armor and drone cage this tank would look dramatically different if it were ever to be unveiled for me by the light of day according to chatgpt it can be outfitted with both strikeshield and trophy with some minor adjustments. Not my safe cozy Challenger 3 but this tank would be as safe as it gets on the frontlines.

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